I dropped it off at the front desk in a nondescript brown envelope, with a note inside proclaiming my victory and went on my merry way. Apparently his whole department, full of girls, squealed over it. HE hasn't actually commented on it directly, other than to deduce that all of yarn night knows his greatest phobia. Maybe it is too difficult to acknowledge.

It, by the way, is absolutely adorable.

It's for Michael.

I am contemplating making a much bigger one, and hiding it somewhere in his apartment. The fact that I'm saying so out loud where he can read it will not diminish the shock value in the least. I can be very patient.

Hmmm. The one there in the photo is only 4 or 5 inches tall. But a bigger one might be constructed in such a way that it could bud asexually. Emma would be playing with jellyfish all over the apartment.

OH MY GOD YES. THIS. YOU MUST DO THIS.

Better yet if you can hide behind furniture and pull a string that will release the spawn on his head.

Thank you! It was fun to do.

http://amigurumipatterns.blogspot.com/2007/10/little-octopus-ornament-to-sweeten-up.html

It appears, my friend, that we are plotting your doom.

That, or trying to land you in an insane asylum.

Y'know, whichever works first.